The following is extracted from Gys's 2002 Blog - A crappy and funny introduction of himself...
Myself
Hi! My name is Sing, GYSing. Don't be mistaken, my first name is not Sing, I just like to use it. Well, I am a 100% male, not any percent of any sissiness that you can find inside me. So don't worry gals, if you are bored, feel free to email me anytime.
But very importantly, you must be a 100% gal too. A few words to describe me are smart, handsome, quick-witty, with style, kind... Okay, that was a joke, you had a great laugh isn't it? Now clear your tears and read on the the pathetic introduction of me.
I am a Member of the !Loser.com. (and I am damn proud of it)What? You say what? You have not heard of the !Loser.com? What in the Blue Hell have you been doing in the pathetic life of yours?
It is now the trend of the century! Haven't you been seeing the millions and millions of fans awaiting at the Suntec City, Takashimaya, Sim Lim Square or any other large shopping malls every weekend?
Haven't you been hearing the chantings of the !Loser motto or the chantings of the golden hair monk Heartless or the chantings of the Perverted Master of Crap, who is me aka the Great Advisor of !Loser.com?
Haven't you been seeing the !Loser Hand Sign flashed by the millions and millions of Losers of there, at every street, at every corner?
Well, if you still do not have any idea what I am talking about? You have two choices. One, see that window by the side of your bed over there?Yeah, just jump out of it. Two, this is definitely a better choice, go to the !Loser.com website and find out more. Just click here.
Okay, enough of crappy stuff. Like I just mentioned, I am the Great Advisor of !Loser.com, and the Perverted Master of Crap. Talking Crap is my hobby and Advising Crap is my forte. Except that, I still played some crappy soccer at the crappy Commonwealth League every weekend. But due to the World Cup nearing, we were called up by our countries to do some crappy training. Therefore, the Commonwealth League has to stop for a while.
After the short introduction, now the most important part of the column, the part which all gals are looking forward to, My Ideal Girl. Well, my ideal girl would be the simple looking kind, Not those with heavy make up like a piece of man-made-skin over their face, y'know. And the sense of dress with some style, Not those that who thinks that the skin is the clothes and the clothes is skin, y'know, more flesh more than clothes.
What? No, of course I like those too. Hey, I'm a man okay, and I know it's beautiful and sexy, but seeing others wearing it and own girl wearing it is very different, y'know. I not stupid. Let me think, what else?
For the outer beauty, I think that's all. As long as she pleasant looking and doesn't make me feel like puking, it's alright. Inner beauty is much more important, right?
Very simple, she must be smart, not ingenius, mature, not old, thrifty, not stingy, little cute, not 'act cute', optimistic, not like 'ate ice', cool, not cool bitch, kind, not mercyful and filial, not..... haha, you got me, can't think of anymore.
Hai, too long didn't talk crap, not up to standard liao. I think that's all. It's not hard right? What? Too difficult? Okay, then I cut to the last two, kind and filial. Hmm, expected tommorrow streets full of girls holding hands with their parents and helping poor beggers and stray animals.
Actually wanted to put smart inside the list, but on second thought, don't think smart girls will be reading this page at all...
Kaichong: The Losers joke is our internal joke... Then, we called ourselves the 6 losers... For the full version of his blog, visit http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/gysing/ There's a nice Flash movie done by him...
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