Gys in his own words

The following is extracted from Gys's 2002 Blog - A crappy and funny introduction of himself...

Myself

Hi! My name is Sing, GYSing. Don't be mistaken, my first name is not Sing, I just like to use it. Well, I am a 100% male, not any percent of any sissiness that you can find inside me. So don't worry gals, if you are bored, feel free to email me anytime.

But very importantly, you must be a 100% gal too. A few words to describe me are smart, handsome, quick-witty, with style, kind... Okay, that was a joke, you had a great laugh isn't it? Now clear your tears and read on the the pathetic introduction of me.

I am a Member of the !Loser.com. (and I am damn proud of it)What? You say what? You have not heard of the !Loser.com? What in the Blue Hell have you been doing in the pathetic life of yours?

It is now the trend of the century! Haven't you been seeing the millions and millions of fans awaiting at the Suntec City, Takashimaya, Sim Lim Square or any other large shopping malls every weekend?

Haven't you been hearing the chantings of the !Loser motto or the chantings of the golden hair monk Heartless or the chantings of the Perverted Master of Crap, who is me aka the Great Advisor of !Loser.com?

Haven't you been seeing the !Loser Hand Sign flashed by the millions and millions of Losers of there, at every street, at every corner?

Well, if you still do not have any idea what I am talking about? You have two choices. One, see that window by the side of your bed over there?Yeah, just jump out of it. Two, this is definitely a better choice, go to the !Loser.com website and find out more. Just click here.

Okay, enough of crappy stuff. Like I just mentioned, I am the Great Advisor of !Loser.com, and the Perverted Master of Crap. Talking Crap is my hobby and Advising Crap is my forte. Except that, I still played some crappy soccer at the crappy Commonwealth League every weekend. But due to the World Cup nearing, we were called up by our countries to do some crappy training. Therefore, the Commonwealth League has to stop for a while.

After the short introduction, now the most important part of the column, the part which all gals are looking forward to, My Ideal Girl. Well, my ideal girl would be the simple looking kind, Not those with heavy make up like a piece of man-made-skin over their face, y'know. And the sense of dress with some style, Not those that who thinks that the skin is the clothes and the clothes is skin, y'know, more flesh more than clothes.

What? No, of course I like those too. Hey, I'm a man okay, and I know it's beautiful and sexy, but seeing others wearing it and own girl wearing it is very different, y'know. I not stupid. Let me think, what else?

For the outer beauty, I think that's all. As long as she pleasant looking and doesn't make me feel like puking, it's alright. Inner beauty is much more important, right?

Very simple, she must be smart, not ingenius, mature, not old, thrifty, not stingy, little cute, not 'act cute', optimistic, not like 'ate ice', cool, not cool bitch, kind, not mercyful and filial, not..... haha, you got me, can't think of anymore.

Hai, too long didn't talk crap, not up to standard liao. I think that's all. It's not hard right? What? Too difficult? Okay, then I cut to the last two, kind and filial. Hmm, expected tommorrow streets full of girls holding hands with their parents and helping poor beggers and stray animals.

Actually wanted to put smart inside the list, but on second thought, don't think smart girls will be reading this page at all...

Kaichong: The Losers joke is our internal joke... Then, we called ourselves the 6 losers... For the full version of his blog, visit http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/gysing/ There's a nice Flash movie done by him...

May U Rest In Peace, My Friend....

I'm no good in words, so i'm gonna make it short and sharp....

Being classmates in SP for 3 full years, He was good with his design and knowledge in programming... A good friend to know, though he was quite crappy at times... Can still rem the times where the whole lot of us will have a game of soccer and get back to the classroom sweaty and dirty... Ha, but that was then...

Hearing the news of him passing away suddenly really shocked me out of my daylights... To think I still saw him kicking alive at Bugis Area only a few weeks... Really made me think that Life is really really short... Too short that someone like him has to leave this mortal world so soon...

GoodBye my Friend.. U Will Always Be Remembered By Those Who Love U....

Peace
TeeJay Sim/Sim Tian Jie

Gys Blog

This is Gys's blog which he started sometime this year.

http://whereiwilllive.wordpress.com/

As usual, it's full of crap... and we'll be missing it...

Kaichong

Yoon Seng.. goodbye and take care!

now... i wanted to do a new post but stared at the blank entry for like 5 minutes... dunno how to start.. ok.. let see. in my impression, gys (i only know he is Sam, like 10 minutes ago.. sorry we didnt keep in close contact after poly..) is nice.. and always looking happy, and.. sometimes kindof CRAPPY.. hahaha. but in a nice way. cos he always makes ppl ard him laugh.

When we were together during Poly days, me(lys) gys and kc, he will always start some crappy-out-of-this-world-stupid comment.. and KC will try to (kind of) debate him, and both of them always makes me laugh..

and when we were in class, there was a time he shrink both his hands into his T-shirt cos its cold in the lab.. and the lecturer was teaching halfway, before she shoot a strange glance at gys..
"hmm.. what is he doing.... with his hands in his clothes..hm.."

and of course he is hardworking.. who can forget the RPG game he didnt that mimics Slient Hill in one of the projects...
amazing thing is the he did the full thing using Adobe... ops.. i forgot that softwares name.. but it was really impressive of the way it was design, appralently not bcos of the graphics.
but the way the puzzles was designed and how indepth the game actually is, apart from the first look - I remember he got pretty good grade for that project, and I actually copy it home to play on my own hahaha..

To our dearest friend

Dear Sam,
thanks for all the things you have done for us! We miss ya!


Weilin

Tribute to Gys

Hi guys,

I've set up this blog so you all can post nice stuffs about our dear friend Sam, also known as Gys or Runsheng to some of you.

I think this is the least I can do as a friend. So, do post freely and spread the word about this blog...

You need to login to http://www.blogger.com first in order to post.
The Username is tributetosamgoh@gmail.com
The Password is 17021982

Kaichong